George Clooney Leaves The US Permanently. Shifts To England “Can’t Take The Red Wave Anymore” – Satire

George Clooney Leaves The US Permanently. Shifts To England “Can’t Take The Red Wave Anymore” – Satire

In an unexpected twist, George Clooney came out of the blue with a bombshell announcement that he’s fed up with America while he was gesturing to his perfectly chiseled hairline. Yes, folks, you have read it right, this silver fox himself is vowing to leave the country he’s grown tired of. He declared, “I just can’t take it anymore.”

And to be very honest, we can’t blame him. I mean, have you seen the state of our politics lately? It’s like a bad episode of “The Real Housewives of DC”—minus the table-flipping, because, let’s face it, our politicians are too busy flipping pancakes at the Iowa State Fair.